now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
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