I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
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