tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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