Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
Well the nurse forgot to take all my stitches out, so my surgical tools are peroxide, kitchen scissors, fingernail clippers, a pocket knife, and 11 beers. Let's do this...
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
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