the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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