He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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