Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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