Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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