all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
Randomize