need another drink. this is the easiest way
you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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