his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
Lo siento on account of my penis...
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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