But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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