"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
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