i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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