If that was your dad, he is hot
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
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