you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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