pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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