I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I just remembered that last night when we tried to walk off the spins you said "pretend i'm your pet dinosaur" so i walked you around on an invisible leash while you made t-rex hissing noises.
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
Let's get the cat blown out
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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