Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Just pee around me
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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