and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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