Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Randomize
