No awkward lesbian experiences without me
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
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