cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
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