Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
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