I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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