Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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