And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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