she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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