Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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