i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
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