Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
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