First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
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