I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
Babe, the 4 years we've been together have been amazing. Will you marry me?
are you seriously doing this over text message
hahaha no, but i am dumping you.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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