I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
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