Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
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