Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
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