Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
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