If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
Randomize
