sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
What drink are we having for lunch?
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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