Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
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