my phone is set on vibrate and its tucked up in my left front pocket. call me back 20 times real quick.
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
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You. Win. At. Life.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
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