just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
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