your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
Probably should plan this out. Step one: grow stache. Two: get trenchcoat. Three: Kidnap Selena Gomez.
I had better be fucking involved with step four.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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