im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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