do herpes really smell.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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