You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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