forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
Randomize
