Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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