If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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