God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
Do vagina's smell?
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Randomize
