He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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