were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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