is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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