Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
A+ Viking dick
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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